Jeff Vader

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Who Is Jeff Vader

Jeff Vader is an indy punk band from 1971. The band was very popular in the small town of Farverville, UT. On the evening of December 14th 1971 Jeff Vader performed their most popular concert ever, with 4 people in attendance. At the end of the concert the audience, (consisting of 2 Mormons, 1 Methodist, and 1 Gosa), stormed the stage, and in a zombie-like state of mind ate the brains of the members of Jeff Vader.

The Real Jeff Vader
The above story may or may not be true, but historians widely agree that Jeff Vader is probably Darth Vader’s brother. George Lucas has yet to confirm this growing belief.

Okay Really
Jeff Vader is the name of a NASA engineer. With Jeff’s help NASA was able to put a man on the moon. Jeff is now retired outside of Halverson, OK. He has 5 children, 3 sons and 2 daughter, and 18 grandchildren. Jeff’s favorite hobbies include stamp collecting, photography, and colonoscopies.